Well, took me long enough, but i managed to get YET ANOTHER asus rog laptop for gaming and gaming etc.

Now that that's outta the way, welcome back to yet another trial by fire as i take the next week to prepare for both japanese college courses, AND SOME SUPER SERIOUS TOURNAMENT SETUPS!!
over the next week I'll get my schedule organized enough to host a weekly let's kill your boner tournament.

the rules of a let's kill your boner tournament are as follows
1:There are no rules, only ironclad expectations that you will follow if you want to be popular in the eyes of your peers and/or manly.
2: if the tournament takes place on tuesday then you must play as bison, regardless of character affinity.
3: this will only happen when I feel like it should.

4: This is not about skill, it's about being a prick and messing with your opponent with as much cheese and disrespect as you can muster, if you come into a let's kill your boner tournament seriously, i will personally have you hand me my ass on a silver platter, but dammit I'll make sure it tastes of bitter victory when I do!!

5: the let's kill your boner tournament is satire, it's not supposed to be a serious game, go nuts with goof or gtfo.

6: you must change your usernames to something creative and ridiculous. you're here to kill boners, not be popular. ACT LIKE IT!!

7: if anyone but me uses a tuesday related comment on bison tuesdays, I will be indignant in your general direction.

8: taunts are required.

9: fun is also required.

10: if daigo decides to pay us a visit, ragequit immediately and head for the nearest exist while I permanently disavow any knowledge of this tournament's existence.

11: because it comes after ten.

Bad news men, literally this morning at and around 5:00 some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stole all my stuff randomly, INCLUDING my asur rog laptop!
as you can imagine, EVERYTHING is on hold now, including my initial designs for a comedy tournament.
whoever this foul, vile villainous character is, he won't get away with stealing from the danmaster!
I just....haven't caught him yet.
mid-septemnber i should be able to get my laptop replaced....again....fffffff....

Just as "super final ultra fight" has its super serious, improve your game and have a blast tournaments, I'll be hosting my ever popular "let's kill your boner tournament" where nothing is sacred, there are no brakes, and nobody is expected to play seriously, or even skillfully, and no i don't mean "not even skillfully" as though you're expected to improve, i mean "Go ham for keks, nobody cares." levels of don't bother playing skillfully.

The lets kill your boner tournament is all about having fun, not playing serious, being as dumb, random and silly as you want to be. it's a legit scrubfest where no rules apply, no skill is mandatory and you're just doing stuff to do it.
wanna troll someone with continued command grabs! go for it! wanna DP for dayz? sureyoucan! wanna play dan? you best bring me some taunts!

Not sure when I'm gonna schedule the LKYB tournaments, but be ready for em and come in with the expectation that this is going to be pure comedy in gaming form. be silly, be stupid, waste meter on dumb things, that's the point.
it's a tournament where you can cut loose and just be a dumbass.
and everyone's invited, except for people who have no sense of humor.
screw those guys.

after returning to ranked, I spent a bit of time getting re-used to my gamepad and playing matches, after a month devoted to rust-shaking, I feel that I can now climb back to my coveted #70 spot as dan.
I'll be on and off regularly, so give me some matches when I have time, just not today! and remember, if you keep losing, it's not because of lag, it's because you suck at adapting to lag. anything can be overcome with enough hard work.

that said, ♥♥♥♥ lag, ♥♥♥♥ it to high hell.
stupid laggy matches making me screw up my inputs, ♥♥♥♥ that lag.

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