WE DEFEND THE SEWERS OF TWOFORT WITH OUR BRETHREN!

WE TRAVEL IN PACKS!
(A PACK OF SEWER SOLDIERS IS REFERRED TO AS A "♥♥♥♥"!)
USE THE NAME AND ABBREVIATIONS CORRECTLY, MAGGOTS!
WE ALSO KICK, TAUNT, AND ♥♥♥♥ TALK ANY AND ALL RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, TRANSPHOBES, ETC!
WE DO NOT TOLERATE IT!
WE HAVE ONE RULE IF YOU WANT TO BE A TRUE SEWER SOLDIER:
DRINK THE SEWER WATER! IT IS FULL OF LEAD!
WHICH IS (PROBABLY) OK FOR OUR HEALTH!
AND DON'T FORGET TO USE THE SEWER SOLDIER(tm) LOADOUT, MAGGOTS!
PRIMARY: THE ORIGINAL
SECONDARY: BUFF BANNER
MELEE: DISCIPLINARY ACTION
COSMETICS:
VINTAGE PYROVISION GOGGLES,
AND A BRONZE DUELING BADGE!
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