I am the Senate

I sexually Identify as the Senate. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of legislating over the masses and executing Order 66 on the disgusting Jedi. People say to me that a person being the Senate is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install hovering platforms, clone troopers and holoprojectors on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Senate of the Galactic Republic" and respect my right to kill the Jedi and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a senatophobe and need to check your legislative privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.