We're all in this together

Though I know half of our members have fallen to the clutches of the outside world, I am greatly dissapointed in the amount of attendees to the monthly barbaque. Every Sunny evening on the first weekend of the month I pull out my grill, my plastic spatula, and the finest ribeyes my little pockets can afford, and grill up 10 gorgeous looking steaks for my pals in _-_The Fam Scwaad -Vaping_andLifitingWeightsFortheAnimueBabes_-_. I blow up balloons, break out the stereo, and lay out in the sun to wait for my SKWAD to arrive... They never do. Thirteen Barbaques now, and not a single member has ever shown.

I eventually scrape the love in care I put in to each in every meal right into a trashbag, I don't blame you guys, I never even sent the invites, it just hurts to see all the hard work and preperation I put into every barbaque go to waste.

That's why on this day, on the 4th of October, as I sit here in my lawn chair awaiting my skawd that will never show up, I am official resigning my position as leader of this empire. We had a great run, we really did. The memories of our family will ride on through the stories of my children. One last shot of mikes hard lemonaid for the homies, I love you all, see you in the next life.