o/ We Will W!n This War If We Get Enough Awesome Peeps :O <33

Our worst fears went unrealised, thankfully. Rachykinz remains unmallowfied, despite giving in to their devious tricksies. She was tied down for a little while, just in case, but after some vigorous test procedures she's in the clear! *\o/*

But this may have all been part of their wicked plan! :/ Using this terrifying ordeal as a distraction, a packet of SUICIDE MARSHMALLOWS jumped into her and Buster's PC, squidging up the fans and capacitors and chips with the sole aim of overheating and melting the PC! :o

Fortunately, a random series of events means this is NOT A DEFEAT! She'll be returning to action in full force, hot pink cape swishing in the wind, with the eyes of a comedy happyfaced eagle, like some kind of PowerPuff Girl!

This was a tale of distress, whipped marshmallows and overcoming the odds. Let us examine the lessons:

1) The very people we are trying to save remain potential unintentional agents of the marshmallows, even friends and family! If anyone entices you to eat one, or even if you see anyone about to eat any form of marshmallow, SLAP IT OUT OF THEIR HANDS IMMEDIATELY, and JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEM (the mallows, not the person), and then SET THEM ON FIRE (the mallows, not the person.) Your friend will thank you for this later. (They won't thank you if you set your friend on fire, so make sure these instructions are clear in your head! :o)

2) It is possible for our PCs to become mallowfied. Stay alert! Bodyguards - keep your charge (the person you are guarding) AND your charge's PC protected! Make regular checks to ensure the one you are guarding is fully free of the influence of the mallowship. :o Massage helps tease out any tiny mallow bits that have slipped through! The more extensive the better! :o Anyone who has a bodyguard, be willing to submit to such action so that you can continue to destroy the agents of the marshmallowclysm, free of fear! ;D

By the great Marshmallow Masher, we will see this fight through to victory! (For us)

Stay safe out there, kids. o&gt;