We must bow our unworthy heads at the sight of our true god, Sanic the Hedgehog.

It has come to my attention that a group of anarchistic ruffians has attempted to usurp the name of Club Sanic. I have no idea how they found out about this inside joke, but I must awaken from my eternal slumber. I must awaken to vindicate the name of our God. Though Sylveon is a God, Sanic is the most powerful deity imaginable. So when these fools ♥♥♥♥ with me, they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the almighty God and his prophet. These people reminded me of Shrek, so therye gonna pay.