The Rock of Safety, The All-Powerful

The Rock of Saftey hath spoken to me, and bade me to recognize two members amongst its followers.
First of all, The Rock of Saftey would like to answer Pavlotskiy's question of how to be promoted with a simple and generous command to promote him to Igneous of his holy hierarchy, for his kind and generous care of oxegen canisters in Mercy Hospital, and his duty in combat. For his loyalty and dedication to the land of Death Toll, he would also like to award Pav with the title player of the week.
The Rock of Saftey would also like to recognize Natsu Dragneel as being not worthy of regonition. The Rock of Saftey sayth to I, his humble Metamorphic, that in his place we shall promote crimsonkraft, for he is not a follower of the cult known commonly as Garry's Mod.