I know the church of Sadie is true. Sadieism is our true calling.

We are a group of practicing Sadieists. We follow the preachings of Sadie and all of the teachings and scriptures brought to us by the one and only Prophet, Cynical Sadie.

Becoming a Sadieist is simple, just talk to one of the missionaries that can be found in this group, and they will help open the world of Sadieism.