Welcome Aboard the S.S. Fail Boat!!

Ahoy all of ye land lubbers who be chock full of un-refined FAILURE!

If ye been searchin' for a place ta hone yer *ahem* "special skills" , then hop aboard and join the crew of the S.S. Fail Boat!!

*BUT if ye be not full 'o' FAIL, then I suppose you MAY join our voyage to the Bermuda Rectangle.

*Provided you sign a legal waiver stating that we of the S.S.Fail Boat are not responsible for any of the following during your stay on our vessel:

- Shark Bites
- Decapitation
- Hindquarters Infiltration/ Penetration/ Immolation/ Subjugation/ Interrogation
- Sudden / Untimely / Unnatural Death
- Death By Monkies
- Death By Death By DeathByDeathByDeathByDeathByDeathByDeathByDeathByDeathByDeathByDeathByDeathseubOSBighz438gt9geh2g89g[08*@#Y*)gh@RH2GTFHHF890R2[8.................<ERROR>

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I'm back from buying cigarettes and lottery tickets, lads!

13 January, 2016 - yellowbookhater437 | 0 Comments

Oh... you're still here. Would have thought bein' dead for a couple years would'a scared ye away from this now EXTREMLY HAUNTED (and condemned by city council) VESSEL!

To be honest, I completely forgot about this group that I made for ♥♥♥♥♥ 'n' giggles.

Huh...

8 January, 2012 - yellowbookhater437 | 0 Comments

Can't for the life of me remember why I bought this boat or what I was going to do with it.

OH WELL!
*continues to sail into oblivion*