oh no, i'm getting free health care!!

NOTE:

this group isn't serious, please note the "/Sarcacm" in the groups name. If you don't know what sarcasm means, you're socially retarded.

Side notes: Admins are not socialists, don't flame in this group.



Good sides:

- Health Care -

Socialism provides free health care to those who cannot afford it. Even if it does not meet the standards of the health care companies that arn't controlled by charities or governments. At least they get the job done. The NHS is an example and they saved my life. I could of had died from internal bleeding if it wasn't for them!

- Education -

Around 90% of governments within the world support public schools for education as its the law in some cases. You need qualifications in order to get decent jobs and to afford the things in life. There is private schools but public schools just save time.

Bad Sides:

I'm going to get straight to the point with the bad sides which of course we all know.

Sharing everything!
You own nothing!
Same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meals as everyone else!
Employed by the government!
The government owns everything!
No freedom of speech!
Your all the same class!
Everyone is equal but the government is above you!

Thats all of it I guess. Anymore you guys want to add just leave a comment.

JOKE BELOW!

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

NHS - Wikipedia[en.wikipedia.org]
Public Education - Wikipedia[en.wikipedia.org]