Royal Bacon Incorporation

Bacon, a mans best friend,
Hearts it can mend,
And a mans staightness it can bend,
love thy bacon a famous man said,
Bacon must be cherished he declared.

Chaos horror and unity broken,
Darkness engulphes the land,
Anangelic light shines the way,
Bacon, overcomes the most grusome problems,
A vendetta between bacon and pig,
The ass or the whole thing,
People worry and think ,
Ass or the body as well,
There minds fill with sorrows,
The wind casts a aroma of nostril pleasing odour,
Those who say the whole body suffer,
A cunundrum leades there life ,
Untill.............
Ass rules ,
Bacon the true victor!