Only the most masterful actors can pull it off.

RageCTRL manifesto:

1. Never shoot while running, unless it's in a staight line
2. Stop and type a lot
3. Shop like you stole someone's MasterCard
4. Always grab the fire bullets!
5. Sticking with your teammates is optional (see #3)
6. Brag about any kill
7. Question your leader
8. Spawn your Boomers behind and "sneak up" on the Survivors
9. Never despawn
10. Complain about even the most irrelevant decisions
11. Use a name with lots of numbers in it
12. When Spitter don't spit on hunter or charger, just prespit in front of Survivors to "slow them down"
13. Don't use a bind of any kind
14. Ask questions about how to be Tank, Witch, etc.
15. If downed by tank, type "Go on without me!"
16. Carry around propane tanks and shoot them at inopportune times
17. Explain your actions each time you fail
18. When Tank, keep punching the down guy rather than find new ones to punch
19. When you hear Tank music, keep moving forward because running back isn't a good idea