The recent bustle in the gift shop has led to lots of physical contact between people, especially a certain cancerous people. The disease the PRP disease control had thought they had eliminated was back for a thirst of blood. It started between a simple argument between freeburg ( le infected ) and Godzilla ( the victim ) . The two were bickering over who was the bigger dickhead, when suddenly freeburg bit godzila. Later that day, Godzilla coughed in Cannon Fodders face as he made 8 year old insults to the poor souvenir shop cashier.
The disease has only just begun...

After Aperson, Awesomepelt, and Freeburg commented in the quarentined PRP group chat, they contracted Cancer not 2 minutes later. As all of their comments were about a meme, they all contracted 3rd degree Cancer. Freeburg, who is naturally prone to Cancer due to his unusual personality, saw 2nd degree Cancer appear as a brain tumor in his Prefrontal Cortex. Aperson and Awesomepelt have exactly 24 hours before tumors appear in their brains. As the KRP group chat is off limits to the PRP Department of Health, there is little hope for these players. Freeburg has 12 hours before 1st degree Cancer shuts down
his brain, while Aperson and Awesomepelt have 42 hours.

-Regards
PRP Board of Directors

The virus known as 'Cancer' has arisen in the PRP group chat, as there currently is no PRP server the only way the Cancer can spread is through player transmission. Should a player comment on the PRP group, then within the next 20 minutes comment on the KRP group there is a 90% chance it will transmit to the KRP chat. PRP officials were caught completely off guard as the PRP group chat began seeing more action than ever before, after PRIME left, PRP was left in an economic crisis, the server died and admins were being captured left and right. This left the Group extremely vulnerable to diseases and viruses, such as the 'Cancer' virus, 'Autistic Screeching Syndrome', and the 'Retarded Rant' disease.

PRP officials are attempting to contain the virus as it spreads rapidly through air and water. Citizens are directed to isolate and avoid carriers of the virus, and report any symptoms to your local Asylum.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to Irrational Rage, Autism, Slurs, Excessive Swearing, Useless Comments, Spam and Being Annoying.

Regards,
-PRP Board of Directors

So as stated in Ed’s announcement, PRP will be yet again renovated and transformed into a museum. Admission fee is $5, and you can take your children to the Souvenir shop. Souvenirs include posters of PRIMEs rebellion, and a signed poster of Potato showing off his muscles. There are motivational PRP propaganda documentaries, and we are selling Ed’s collection of his home made torture Chamber documentaries. You can also buy Potato and Rabbit Shopkins, a real potato, and a pet rabbit (warning, it has not eaten for months). The museum has many fun activities for your little ones, including the big red Start Your Own Server Button. Simulations include the Collapse of the First PRP, where you build a Jenga Tower to the sky and collapse your server with one foul swoop. You can also Roleplay as Edward the rabbit, by sitting in a wombat hole. One of the new features of our museum is the candy shop, where we have a wide range of dicks to suck. Beware of the grumpy Night Guards, Potato and Edward, who won’t have second thoughts of shooting solicitors on sight :-)

Regards,
Head of Night Guard Security,
PotatoInMyAnus

PRP is now located in Afghanistan, due to recent tensions.

Bashar al Assad(Edward) will be commenting on recent tensions.

I'm sorry PRP came to this, I expect more, maybe even 2 or 3 more games of Town RP but I was not surprised to find, the next day everything gone to shit. Well what can I say, Potato fucked up. I'm not very disappointed, more just bored. All my disappointment was used up after Toon came back, I don't have anything against Toon, all he did was come back fully aware he would suck the life out of PRP. Toon's doing alright, just look at the Colony RP!

All admins will be fired on new years eve, the pass changed, and Edward and Potato will resume as night guards. Forever, and ever.

-Bashar al Assad