You all know the Angry german kid video yes? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA

Well, we found him playing HLDM / CTF and we all think he´s such an awesome ass, that we all want to be like him. If you want to be Germany´s next top Pummelkind, Follow the instructions below.

1. Eat junkfood so you get nice and Pummlig ( chubby or fat )

2. Be a total stats ♥♥♥♥♥ - we mean really a total stats ♥♥♥♥♥.

3. If the dm Server you play on has a second server connected to the stats, go on there for 6 months with a buddy and kill each other to raise your points to a high level

4. Keep telling yourself how cool and wonderfull you are - for sure, no-one else is going to tell you that :D - You never know, one day you might even believe it yourself

5. Be an insufferable idiot - have one rule for yourself and the others can go to hell - be an angry chubby german kid :)

6. Use this name Trainee Pummelkind # ( number here ) check how many members we have to get your number. ( Or use the (KpK) Tag with your number :D )


7. Don´t forget to tk your own team members - shoot orbs over the bridge on ctf fort maps - piss off other players, tell them to STFU yada yada yada ... In December we will choose GERMANY´S NEXT TOP PUMMELKIND - be dumb, be obnoxious, get chubby and you may be in with a chance - it could be you :D



GL & HF & FO


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA