Third time's a fuggin charm ain't it?

The chances are pretty slim, but if there's any staff left over from the old Hysteria server we had a few years ago, if you are reading this, it would be good to talk to you again, maybe for you even to return to duty, we'll see i guess.

R U L E S
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1. Do not do anything to break or exploit our beloved server, or i will exploit you.

2. Don't be too much of a ♥♥♥♥. No minge-ing.

3. Do not prop abuse at all ever.

4. Body-blocking is not allowed if you are doing it to troll, only for RP reasons.

5. Admins/Staff on Duty are usually busy, learn your admins and find out if they like fun before you go messing with them.

6. No cheatsies and no lying, Dad doesn't like lying.

7. Do not impersonate any member of the Administrative team, or you will end up on a pike.

8. Do not ban evade, we understand that sometimes it's fun to ♥♥♥♥ with people in darkRP and our admins will treat you like humans, not scum. So don't be a coward, face your death with some courage, thief.

9. Do not build across the road, people can't get around you and your big boring base otherwise.

10. Avoid pickpocketing npcs, e.g car dealers or any non player character, mad fail RP.

11. You are not allowed to have an invisible physgun beam (i'm not even going to tell you how to get one).

New Life Rule
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If this is your first time on a DarkRP server you won't know what this is, And it's pretty damn important, so listen up.

The New Life Rule (NLR) Says that once you die, Everything that happened to you before you died didn't happen, your character won't remember it, but ofcourse as a human with a memory you will, so pretend that you don't remember ♥♥♥♥, right? unless you were RDM'd, then you should notify a staff member, but don't embarass yourself by shouting "RDMRDM" in /ooc, use admin chat "@ i was RDM'd" Also don't just head right back to the location where you died, this is called "breaking NLR". You must stay away from the place you died previously for atleast 3 minutes.

If you died during a raid, you are free to go on back after your NLR time is up without guns drawn. (Because you cannot remember that you were raided/raiding, or who raided you/who you were raiding, so you won't be prepared).

The only exception to NLR is the police, NLR is applied to them always, unless PD is being raided.
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Now that garbage is out of the way, you can play, next to noone actually reads these because they are basically the same across all DarkRP servers, but it's always good to have incase someone wants to consult that monstrous wall of text, Now get out there and do something!

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