Mmm, pasta smells NOICE!

My Theory of Spaghetivity. When playing unturned, Carrying canned pasta/Spaghetti will give you great fortune and luck during your journey, Worship the Karma gods, And the Spaghetti Gods that serve the Karma Gods and you will be blessed. Rules:

Do not: Serve any other types of food or fortune beings, Do not be rude to them, even in your head, Do not eat them, Keep them in your inventory above all else. Do not underestimate or expect them to do what you wish. Do not store them in lockers. Do not store them in crates. Do not compare them to anything lesser.

Do: Put them on a metal trophy case. Say how powerful they are. Bow down to them when put in a trophy case. Find them at all costs neccesary, In shop servers /buy doesn't count, and the real ones then realize your serving a fake Spaghetti/Karma God. NEVER underestimate people or jinx yourself, They will get angry if you say "I'll rek these guys" Always remain neutral in your comments, Never saying anything boastful without saying the opposite or "jk" immediately after, and vice versa. Last rule. DO NOT CALL THEM, IT, Just "pasta" Or "item" or "useless" NEVER do that. Always reffer to them as Karma/Spaghetti God.

If you follow this set of rules, you will find the best loot and items wherever you go, but do not assume you will ALWAYS find the best. You need spaghetti in your inventory to be at full effect.