BROS AND BROETTES

WE DIDN'T EVOLVE FROM APES, WE EVOLVED TO APES.

BEFORE MAN LIFTED, HE WAS NOTHING. HE WAS A BARNACLE OF SOCIETY, A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TROGLODYTE. IT WAS NOT UNTIL AFTER LIFTING WAS DISCOVERED THAT MAN EVOLVED FROM THE REGULAR NON LIFTING PERSON A.K.A. BACTERIA INTO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN SUPER PREDATOR WITH TWO ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCK IT DARWIN, WE DIDN'T EVOLVE FROM APES, WE EVOLVED INTO APES.