The Pope-a-Dopes

Leader of the Shawnee Street skeezers, the Pope-a-Dope was a legendary figure that resided in Sarasota for many years, tanning carpeting and furniture with his unwashed body. Famous for getting wasted and crashing his car into multiple non-moving objects, the Pope-a-Dope finally migrated north, to the foothills of Kentucky, to take up residence in his Pee-Paw's basement.