All Aboard The JNY Express!

Hello all, this is your conductor speaking!
We just wanna welcome you on the behalf on JNY, to his official support group! (He really needs our support)

We have a few stops to make before reaching our final destination and I’m positive that you’ll enjoy the hilarious ride that’s beginning to appear before you. The JNY express, as we call it, is a group created primarily to support JNY’s dream, enhance JNY’s name around the TF2/Steam community and most importantly, to have a laugh at the many stupid train related comments or stupidity in general from our very own train boy, JNY.

A bit of backstory for our delightful train boy. As a young girl, JNY always felt very masculine. He never liked dolls or fairies like most girls his age were into. JNY always felt as if he was meant to be a boy. He always thought to himself, 'what is the manliness thing a young girl like me could do in order to feel more manly?' The answer came very simply to him, Trains. He decided to cut his long luscious hair short and call him self ‘Johnny’ instead of his birth name ‘Jenny’ and go out to the train station and watch the trains come and go for hours upon end. Eventually he wanted to be in control of his own station but was too stupid to do that.

Upon many years of planning, bragging and of course, Building. JNY had made a model city with an electric train track going all around the city with multiple stations that he could manage. He felt as if his dream had come true but, it only dawned upon JNY in his recent years that he has a new dream. A dream beyond all others. Some dream of money, some dream of sex but not JNY. JNY wants to drive his very own train. Unfortunately, with an IQ of 40 and obvious mental disabilities, he isn’t legible to be driving one.

He’s very lucky to have such fantastic friends for hire, because Droid and I have come up with a solution.

We’ve created the JNY express.

A steam group designed to be JNY’s train that he’s too mentally impaired to control called ‘The JNY Express’ but he needs passengers before he can leave the station.

You can make this happen, you can make JNY’s dream come true, You can be a passenger on the JNY express by joining this group. We’re gonna need a minimum of 200 passengers before we can leave the station.

Thank you for boarding the JNY express, we aim to make your train experience, the best one yet!

Show our Engineer (Train Driver) JNY some support by leaving this comment on his profile ‘#AllAboardTheJNYExpress'

Train boys profile - http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/jennnnnnyyyyyyyyyy
(Updated hourly as he likes to change it his link)