"You got me there behnchod."

It hurts so much, please just put me out of my misery. So many have pushed me to the brink of insanity when I play match-making with them but none have yet to finish the job. What I'm trying to say is: you all suck at sucking, so please just try harder to not try at all so I finally feel the sweet embrace of death. In exchange for this, I have authorized my co-moderator, monsieur Kendrick Lmao to reward the one who is able to accomplish this task with the finest of P250 Sand-dunes.

But WAIT there's more!

If you make it particularly painful for me, they have also promised to throw in a Negev Army Sheen, paid out of their own pocket. What a generous fellow.

Good Luck,