It hurts so much, please just put me out of my misery. So many have pushed me to the brink of insanity when I play match-making with them but none have yet to finish the job. What I'm trying to say is: you all suck at sucking, so please just try harder to not try at all so I finally feel the sweet embrace of death. In exchange for this, I have authorized my co-moderator, monsieur Kendrick Lmao to reward the one who is able to accomplish this task with the finest of P250 Sand-dunes.

But WAIT there's more!

If you make it particularly painful for me, they have also promised to throw in a Negev Army Sheen, paid out of their own pocket. What a generous fellow.

Good Luck,

With winter break upon us one thing is clear. We suck. So, all members are encouraged to practice their skills on maps such as Aim_Botz and in DM. Focus especially on headshots with the USP and the Deagle. If you can be good with these weapons, you can be good with all others. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.