Comrades the call has been raised

Rejoice comrades for the days of glory are upon us,

Comrades, the rallying call to action has been raised by our supreme overlord dictator, The FSM. All brothers in our honorable organization are now requirerd to complete the initiation process and sign the blood oath.
Furthermore, all disciples of The FSM must know our creed:
"Sweet Sauce, sweet Sauce, send your noodles unto me, for the hunger of the unnoodly must be drowned in beer and sauce."

Comrades go forth and rejoice, for the glory days are upon us.

Second Dictator of Noodles, Joseph