WE SHALL STOP THE VILE "NATION" OF CYKALAND

Fellow troopers, we have a problem at hand. The reign of terror that is Cykaland has gone too far. They have taken our homelands, marked our properties as theirs, and ruined what we have owned. From today on, we shall no longer surrender to them as victims, but strike back as freedom fighters! No more shall we tremble in fear when we see the dreaded "cyka"! No more will we have to run when they raise their horrid flag over our heads! No cykalander will stand in our path, for we are the Anti-Cykalanders!