AM OR FM

Lets see if you can tell whats wrong with this picture?
That chick from planet attitude is my sister.
My mom could help but she's in space at the moment.
Dad isn't qualified to council a doughnut.
Bam! i didnt see that train, now i got cartoons coming out of my brain.
No-one can see them so its hard to explain it.
I'll keep my head when theres a freak trying to claim it.
Too bad, if i can make some new friends and not go off the deep end.