We Are the Keepers of The Troll Box. An ancient internet power hidden away inside the heart of cyberspace.

Many few know about the Troll Box and the Troll Box Keeper.
The Troll Box is an artifact made by ARPANET in 1969. The Troll Box was created by a small group of ARPANET internet geeks. The Troll Box IS the most dangerous human weapon of it's kind. It can bend internetz and cyberspace.
The Troll Box feeds from the internetz. It is the thing that powers the internetz and the thing that drains the internetz.

Where is this Troll Box?

The Troll Box was kept into a laboratory for a long time. The crew that invented the Troll Box kept it a secrept from ARPANET. The Troll Box has 2 forms. One is physical and the other one is internetz-ial. The Troll Box is like a PC, only it's medium size(it could fit into a palm) cube-like figure which was hooked to the internet. They knew they invented something big. They had to hide it. They had to keep it somewhere safe. And so a Troll Box keeper was elected, the person that had this power in his hand... He was called The Troll Box Keeper.

Who is The Troll Box Keeper?

The Troll Box Keeper is the ultimate troll... Most speculate he was the first internetz troll. Only the worthiest troll deserves The Troll Box. That's one of the reasons he was chosen. He is the human being that can devistate the whole cyberspace as we know. But he is not that kind of troll. It is said that he swore to use it only against evil. The Troll Box Keeper is like a guardian angel. He trolls now and then but the Troll Box is used only in special REALLY SPECIAL(Not retarded-ly special) cases.
Rumours say that the Troll Box Keeper is a time traveler.
The avatar of this group is a portrait of the Troll Box Keeper.


What can the Troll Box do?

The Troll Box is a "parasite". It's host is the internetz. I've spoken to the group that made the Troll Box. They said that at first it was wired, but then it was designed as a wireless device... A device which is hooked to the internetz... Wirelessly... Forever.
The main goal of The Troll Box was to exterminate the internetz, though it has many goals... Such as trolling everyone simotaniously, The Troll Box can hack into every computer connected to the world wide web, it can defuse bombs ( If they are connected to the internet), and The Troll Box can even control UAV's( If they are connected to the internet.). Also if humans some day get connected to the internet, then the The Troll Box can control them also.
This is why a Troll Box Keeper was elected. No one knows the real identity of the Troll Box Keeper.


I will not tell you how I know this information, because the Troll Box Keeper will know about this. If I tell you how I know this information, The Troll Box will defuse my headphones(They are connected to the internetz.), which keep my ears alive. If my headphones are disabled I will loose my hearing forever(And possibly my virginity.). I can not allow this to happen. I'm sorry.