BECAUSE ALL GENERALS HIDE IN METAL BOXES >:(

Celebrating the fact that, while we might be scattered across the 8 dimensions of the internet, at least we aren't still heiling and marching, marching and heiling, and heiling and marching sum moar.

For more information on the Crack-Spider's ♥♥♥♥♥, please contact the Canadian Wildlife Society.

Do not spend your time, my friends, worrying about those Wasted Years!
I'm Running Free, yeah, I'm Running free...
FREEDOM! FREEDOM!