Welcome To the No Limit Nation!

1. No blacks

2. No whites

3. No Mexicans

4. No Catholics

5. No Demons

6. No Invertebrae

7. No girls

8. No boys

9. Fun is okay, in moderate amounts

10. No hats

11. Thursday is pie day. Everyone brings pie. I bring peach pie. (Don't bring a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peach pie, or so help me god...)

12. Friday is Casual Friday. Everyone plays Skyrim.

13. Saturday is 'You Missed The Joke' Saturday.

14. No Garry's Mod. Garry's Mod = BAN

15. If you have a little sister, she must sign a waiver, that I wrote up

16. Do not read the waiver. Also, bring your sister

17. No snacks in the chatroom. Too messy.

18. No socks

19. Gloves are okay.
19.a) Like handsocks.
19.b) Only if they're fingerless

20.Yoga pants are fine only if you are wearing socks underneath

21. No Condoms

22. No socks

23. IF you are menstruating you are BANNED from the chat

24. No socks

25. If you have turtles on your socks you are BANNED even if you are not wearing them

26. No used games

27.This chat is for the XBOX ONE all inclusive gaming entertainment sports and entertainment game system.
27.a) 360's are okay too.

28. Chat food and drink is Dew and Doritos

29. No quickscopes

30. No aimbots

31. No cheatcodes

32. No ladders

33. No baths

34. No chips

35. No lotion

36. No morse code

37. No porpoises

38. No quantum theories
38.a) Even if that theory is an algorithm for fun. Which is allowed.

39. No algorithms.

40. No leaving the chat. If you leave the chat you are BANNED.
40.a) If you are BANNED you are leaving the chat.

41. No freestyle rapping.

42. No dad jokes.
42.a) Mom jokes are fine

43. No fat jokes.

44. No screencaps.

45. No recording my voice in voice chat. If you record my voice on voice chat and sell it on eBay you will be BANNED.

46. No socks.

47. Do not bring cream cheese or any other spreadable dairy products into this chat.

48. No masturbation
48.a) Unless it is Masturbation Monday.
48.b) And even then, no masturbation.

49. If we go on a Steam group bike ride, training wheels are permitted.
49.a) Group members will take turns pushing me up the hills.
49.b) By name, in alphabetical order.
49.c) At 15 minute intervals.
49.d) If someone gets tired then we put them to sleep.
49.e) We
49.f) Put
49.g)Them
49.h) To
49.i) Sleep

50. Naruto is fine

51. Bleach is fine

52. One Piece is okay.

53. Mirai Nikki is okay.

54. No Evangelion

55. No Bebop

56. No funny usernames
56.a) IF I see a username and it makes me laugh you are BANNED
56.b) Safety Wank, you are BANNED

57. If you laugh at my username, you are BANNED.

58. No 4Chan references

59. Reddit is okay

60. No meme arrows

61. Bathroom breaks require everyone to buddy up. We use the buddy system. No man left behind.
61.a) If you let go of your potty pal's hand, you are BANNED.

62. No Dorf Fortress

63. No apologising. Apologies get you a BAN.

64. No acronyms. Of any kind.

65. No Europeans

66.Russians are okay.
66.a) So long as the only words they use in chat are OPA, KURWA and NIET.
66.b) Any other words as a Russian will get you BANNED.

67. No gays.

68. No pizza.

69. No menstruating.

70. No coups.

71. No Ctrl + v.

72. No Hiragana.

73. No furries.

74. No kissing.

75. No Mickey Mouse impressions.

76. No Game of Thrones references.

77. No DOTA
77.a) League only.

78. No South Americans.
78.a) Except for Brazillians.
78.b) Brazillians are welcome.

79. You know that Spice and Wolf ending song? The whistling one? No singing that song in tandem in group chat.

80. No heavy petting.

81. No splashing.

82. Swallowing is allowed.

83. No money shots allowed. Too messy, same with snacks.

84. Everyone gets three Pheonix Wright jokes. You can opt to pay 25 Shekels for one (1) more.

85. No suicide.

86. Nutella is allowed.
86.a) But bare hands only and everyone has to eat from the same jar.
86.b) No wiping.

87. No kamikaze futanaris

88. No racism

89. No Sneezing

90. No Auto Snipers