TO SAVE THOSE WHO ARE OPPRESSED AND SPREAD FREEDOM

WE'RE GOING TO POLICE THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF THE WORLD BECUASE WE CAN. IN THE NAME OF DEMOCRACY! FREEDOM! AND JUSTICE!

DELTΔ SQUAD is an elite group of Marines fighting for the good 'ol USA by forcing America's beliefs on 3rd world ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The strong and couragious men of DELTΔ SQUAD only use big, manly guns such as rocket launchers or shotguns to bring freedom and justice to the world and thwart terrorism wherever it may dwell.

Each member is trained to the peak of performance, trained better than any special forces soldier and given a written exam on patriotism that you must pass to join DELTΔ SQUAD.

DELTΔ SQUAD is an elite attack unit incapable of defeat, and merciless to terrorism. They are dedicated to serve and protect the innocent lives of Americans everywhere while endangering the lives of everyone else with our rediculously overpowered guns.