Mylo

My teacher said to me I'm a failure and that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked "what's so funny? " my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I listen to Kanye West." The class is shocked, they merely listen to pleb artists like Taylor Swift to feign intelligence, not grasping the lyrics. "...how? I can't understand Kanye's lyricism or wordplay." "Well you see... POOPY-DI-SCOOP SCOOP-DIDDY-WHOOP!" One student laughs in the back, I turn to see who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.