Hellow Fellow Gamers

Turmoil has engulfed the
Vo-T3CH Republic. The prohibition
of VPNs to outlying computer
systems is in effect.

Hoping to resolve the matter
with a blockade of Cringy
Lectures, the greedy Mr. Pain
Federation has stopped all
teaching to the first years
of the class.

While the Congress of the
Ben endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events,
the Supreme Gamertina has
secretly dispatched two Keegman
Knights, the guardians of
Memes and Gaming in the
galaxy, to settle the conflict....