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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain.

In a recent meeting the issue of saltiness was brought upon HM High Court in a matter of urgency. The Big Big Cthulhu has been quoted as saying, "Tha taftsunatt un EZIE ut gassung uias ur hang, at a th'aasia'a ur ga'knatt I 'ariata su ftas shut l'uthaag anx ria'sha'. I ha'a thuna su a ru'naft ang ianshiats gathutuun su lia'ga, 'aal ang thunghiaa' ghush an u'a'ftaa'ung gununantha, ur shut thaftft unthftiaga unnuthans gaasht shan nx ghuftft fta guna ang tnusa shan aftft." **. The Big Big Cheese and Melon have both agreed to these terms.

Soon after the court session ended Mr. Ease could be seen walking with Big Big Chtulhu, taking a break from his "Lets Play in the Sky". Could this spell retirement for Mr. Ease? Who's to say? I for one think tha........
This message has been interupted due to it's perfectly okay views on EZIE's non-tyranical rulers. No reporter was harmed during this broadcast, much. - KornKing - Elder of the Council and Head Administrator of EZIE

This announcement was brought to you by Mudkip Co. In asosiashun with xXxOGBigFuKingPersonalityHamish69xXx Ltd. In accordance with KornKing your totally non tyranical ruler. Forgeting minor impart from a peon GETSALTY

** "The saltiness in EZIE is getting out of hand, as a creature of darkness I refuse to let this proceed any further. I have come to a formal and unjust decision to purge, reap and conquer with an overbearing dominance, if this shall include innocent deaths then my will be done and smite them all."

Oh yes, the "big" update on the 13th he said, restart he said, yeah, loads. Let's just all take this moment to shun Doc. Le sigh.

"Upcoming Version: v197.0, ETA: Thursday Night Eastern
* Super ARK Server Management Tool! manage all your mods visually, install new mods and total conversions, update mods, manage all server settings visually, connect to RCON, and soon enough do this all remotely!
* "Survival of the Fittest" and "Total Conversion" Support, finally!
* Re-Fertilizer now acts upon an area, not on a single foliage
* Warning time on turrets is no longer used when targeting grenades/rockets
* Supply Crates that don't move and have no loot (due to no items generated) no longer appear on primitive servers, etc
* Added a new option to use toggle-talk instead of push-to-talk
* Fixed a bug where getting picked-up while climbing a ladder would teleport you when dropped
* Fixed Preverving Bin bug with consuming items and not giving you jerky
[MORE NOTES TO COME]"

Ah well, waiting even longer now, FUN.

This announcement was brought to you by Mudkip Co. In asosiashun with xXxOGBigFuKingPersonalityHamish69xXx Ltd. GETSALTY

We are starting dnd again in a fantasy seting so any requests put below.
Also we will be doing it on monday wendsday friday and saterday IF YOUR NOT ON ON THAT DAY BY 2pm YOU WILL NOT BE PLAYING!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnl-qhCgW0Y

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