In a recent meeting the issue of saltiness was brought upon HM High Court in a matter of urgency. The Big Big Cthulhu has been quoted as saying, "Tha taftsunatt un EZIE ut gassung uias ur hang, at a th'aasia'a ur ga'knatt I 'ariata su ftas shut l'uthaag anx ria'sha'. I ha'a thuna su a ru'naft ang ianshiats gathutuun su lia'ga, 'aal ang thunghiaa' ghush an u'a'ftaa'ung gununantha, ur shut thaftft unthftiaga unnuthans gaasht shan nx ghuftft fta guna ang tnusa shan aftft." **. The Big Big Cheese and Melon have both agreed to these terms.

Soon after the court session ended Mr. Ease could be seen walking with Big Big Chtulhu, taking a break from his "Lets Play in the Sky". Could this spell retirement for Mr. Ease? Who's to say? I for one think tha........
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** "The saltiness in EZIE is getting out of hand, as a creature of darkness I refuse to let this proceed any further. I have come to a formal and unjust decision to purge, reap and conquer with an overbearing dominance, if this shall include innocent deaths then my will be done and smite them all."