Jews Are Us

Q: In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human?
A: When it graduates from med school.
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward?
A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
Q: What's the definition of a queer Jew?
A: Someone that likes girls more than money.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze?
A: A Jew
Q: Why were gentiles invented?
A: Somebody has to pay retail.
Q: What do you call a potato that picks on Jews?
A: a dicTATER.
Q: Why don't people mug Jews on Yom Kippur?
A: Dey fast.
Q: Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?
A: Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off
Q. What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
A. In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.
Q: Why do Jews have big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish troll?
A: His name was Rumpled Foreskin.
Q: Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?
A: They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
Q: What is a jews least favorite hotdog topping?
A: Sauerkraut
Q: How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?
A: He installs a parking meter on the roof.

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