The wonder ful kingdom of Mellonia, where there are mellons for everyone!

Here in the rolaly wonderful kingdom of mellonia...

Anything that both excists and is non-mellonian is to be completely, totaly, infitesemally, analy, and entirly destroyed.

Violators will be melloned repeatedly.
Survivors of melloning will be melloned again, and again untill the violating survivor has been confirmed completely, totaly, infitesemally, analy, and entirly destroyed. At that point, a pow-wow will comence.