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If you need to hide a body, bury it 6-10 feet beneath the body of a dead animal. When the police dogs find it and it is dug up, they will find the body of the animal and move on, thinking it was a false positive.

If you are burying a full body, bury it vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for suspicious holes approx. 6 feet long.

Drain the body of fluids in a tub, using bleach to mix with them to help with the smells. Take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death, even from sinks or other drains. Draining the body will keep decomposition at bay and makes it easier to portion the body into smaller bits, which makes burial easier. It takes less time, and you will also not need to explain to your neighbors why you are "tending to your tomatoes" at 3am.

If a dog or other small animal happens across a smaller piece, it will more likely eat it, which would prove more difficult if it was the whole body.

If you can't bury it, hide it in a septic tank. They hold a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the stink of decomposition very well.

Destroy all teeth, massacre the face, and burn all fingertips/remove fingers to prevent identification except from DNA.

At the crime scene, wipe down all surfaces, and take your victims hands and run them along things. Pick up cups, touch tabletops or counters. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean, you can drain the body and cut it up, mixing it with fish parts, and use it to chum the water. Stick around and fish for awhile so no one will get suspicious. That way you don't have a body at all to raise suspicion. Plus, you might catch a marlin or something.

Finally, remember that the chances of you getting caught are significantly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection with you. Most murderers end up killing someone that has some relation or connection with them, and are caught easily. Serial killers kill at random, hence why it is so much harder to catch them.