Thomas James Malone hate society

Hello chums. According to steam, this group was created on November 17, 2008. Now obviously a lot of time has passed since then, and so I thought I would keep you all up to date with what everybody is doing.

Firstly myself. - I am doing not much, still learning about rocks at college, and going to university next year.

Torkil/tipi/duja - Despite learning to become a brilliant brick layer, he has overcome his fear of children and now works in a "kindergarten". This is great news as tipi now has a new best friend, who happens to be black, autistic, and age 4. This takes up great amounts of tipi's time, however still manages to practice the art of snake charming, and one day hopes to be a professional snake charmer. However after an incident at his work, involving his favourite snake and the class hamster, the outcome is looking bleak. (R.I.P Lemmywinks).

Pegly/Chuck - Jon has recently graduated from the University of East Anglia with a great degree in film studies. After having trouble finding jobs watching films, he has decided to make his cycling hobby into a career. He now is paid to ride his bicycle and to teach kids how to cycle safely. Now that he has finished university, Jon and his girlfriend live far away from each other. This is awful news and chuck feels very sad about this. As the good friend I am, I thought about asking his girlfriend to join flimflam so they would not be apart, however a unanimous decision was made that there is no room for women in the great organisation that is flimflam.

Carl Bergin/carL - Carl decided that Ireland was not good enough for him, and he now attends the University of Sunderland. Carl still loves potatoes, and has traded his Honda Civic for a horse. So inspirational was this trade, that a song was written about it. "Horse Outside" by Rubberbanditz.

Badsmile - Andre was devastated by the inactivity of flimflam, and has not been able to cope very well. He has branched out and now plays TF2, however is still staying true to CSS and playing public now and again. Badsmile was unable to be interviewed prior to this being written, however he is still making videos with his camera, and adding to her never ending dvd collection. His favourite film is Magnolia, and his favourite book is The Hungry Caterpillar.

I hope you enjoyed hearing about everybodies lives. It has been a very long time since we have all been together, and I think a reunion is needed.

A discussion will take place later in the week to discuss the possibility of bringing flimflam out of retirement.

Please note: Some of the above information may not be accurate. Feel free to post any changes, and I will try my best to correct the mistake.

FLIMFLAM FOREVER!