Idleness is a toy in the hands of the Devil

The Commandments of the Russian Mafia:
1. No one can come up and introduce himself to one of "our" friends. He should be introduced by another friend of ours.

2. Never look at your friends' wives.

3. Do not allow yourself to be seen in the company of police officers.

4. Don't go to clubs and bars.

5. Your duty is always to be at the disposal of the "Russian Mafia", even if your wife is giving birth.

6. Always show up for appointments on time.

7. Wives should be treated with respect.

8. If you are asked to give any information, answer truthfully.

9. It is not allowed to appropriate money that belongs to other members of the "Russian Mafia" or their relatives.

10. The following persons cannot enter the "Russian Mafia": one whose close relative serves in the police; one whose relative or relative is cheating on his spouse; one who behaves badly and does not observe moral principles.