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The Story Of MLG And the Memes We Dream
(a may-may story from our savior, Billy Mays) ~(I still cri, nevor forgetti)

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Where all the Things you think gr8,
Will likely corrupt generations up to d8.
With every Meme that we make,
Michel Bay fuels the paths we will take.

When MLG was born,
Many went out to Scorn...
The Child of Teen mind,
In ages not defined.
It had no bloke to hold its scope,
so it turned up with a smoke.
The Bay himself saw MLG in the Cloud,
this cloud, perfect 360 degrees all round.
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Bay Turned to M of LG's and asked:
"Damn son, where'd you find this?"

The MLG replied: "I bought a Combo from a guy named Wumbo"

Jelly of the Weed, Bay turned to G and demanded for a 1 v 1 on Club Pen Guen.
But Major 1337 Gamer claimed:
"That's no good"
Instead, they decided to play everybody's favorite nintendo game:
|Xxx Call of Duty, 2 Chains edition xxX|
Of course its was a close game:
MLG's noscope would normally be unbeatable,
But Michel end bay had a nasty trick up his sleve:
< | Spawn camping | >
"It's a legit strategy mate"
Bay chuckled hysterically.
Dang knife range OP, yet no nerfs could be.

MLG, hurting from rage and high salt build up, was just beginning to fall,
When Shia Labeof's wisdom rained from the Heavens:
"Don't let your dreams be dreams"
Strangely enough, MLG heard otherwise.
Within those moments on the last round,
just as Bay was about to finish the final booty spawn kill, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MLG 360 noscoped so hard; Bay went ragdoll in real life and
exploded like every time he recived his payment dues for all his Film explosions. (ノ>益<)ノ彡┻━┻
| Not REKT ☐ REKT ☑ |
Michel Bay got Rekt.

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