A GROUP SO MANLY, IT'S INDESCRIBABLE.

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SEE, NO DESCRIPTION. IT'S JUST. THAT. MANLY. WOAH JEEZ. THIS IS A GROUP FOR PEOPLE SO INCREDIBLY MANLY, THAT NOONE CAN DENY THEIR AWESOME POWER.

THEY WEAR PLAID... UNDERNEATH THEIR SKIN. WHICH IS PLAID. WHICH IS COVERED IN PLAID. AND CHIN HAIR.

THEY HAVE FACIAL HAIR NOT BECAUSE OF CHOICE, BUT BECAUSE THEIR RAZOR JUST GAVE UP... EVEN THOUGH THEY WOULD'VE CHOSE THE FACIAL HAIR.

THEY ONCE WERE A LUMBERJACK, AND THEY WERE OKAY... MORE THAN OKAY... THEY WERE MAN-TASTIC.

THEY ARE SO MANLY, THAT THEIR MANLY PUNS ALONE CAN TEAR APART THE SPLEENS AND HEARTS OF MEN. NOT MANLY MEN. JUST MEN. EVEN THOUGH THEY COULD DO THAT TO MANLY MEN, BUT THEY WOULDN'T, BECAUSE OF THEIR MANLY MAN RESPECT FOR FELLOW MANLY MEN.

THIS GROUP; WHERE EVERY MAN HAS A RAD BROMANCE. WHERE EVERY MAN HIGHFIVES OTHER MANLY MEN... WITH THEIR BEARDS. WHERE EVERY MAN SMELLS LIKE A MAN. WHERE EVERY MAN CAN BE THE VERY BEST THAT NOONE EVER WAS.

MY BROTHERS, ADD THE MANLIEST MEN ON YOUR FRIENDS LISTS TO EXPAND OUR MANLINESS ACROSS THE GLOBE. WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY, YOU WANT TO INVITE SOMEONE, BUT THEY'RE NOT QUITE MANLY ENOUGH? GO AHEAD. ADD THEM. OUR MANLINESS WILL RADIATE, AND WE WILL RUB OFF ON THEM... ACCIDENTAL SEXUAL INNEUNDO FTW.

(MORE TO BE ADDED LATER MY MANLY BROTHERS, KEEP YOUR BEARDS ON... AS IF YOU'D TAKE THEM OFF, EH?)

GROUP MAIN HEADQUARTERS: CARMAN, MANITOBA, MAN-ADA (NOONE IN THIS GROUP LIVES THERE, JUST SAYIN'... WISH I DID :'( MANLY TEEEEEEEARS)

THANK YOU, AND HAPPY BEARD-TWIRLING. <3