"The Magical and free 7 magnificent Provincies" will create a world order of peace! JOIN US!

Dear friend,
You and a select few others have been invited to my new Political Party called: "The Magical and free 7 magnificent Provincies". As a reply to Trumps election we will unite the lowlands and start a war to make the world enjoy our free ponies and anti-dentalfairy reformations. We will make Mexico and Canada Great again and we'll make Obama dictator of the Frienly Facist State of the United States, with Vermin Supreme as Minister of Foreign Affares. We will united Korea and make Japan reform in to the Bushido state it once was. Then with all these great powers we will, under the flag of "The Magical and free 7 magnificent Provincies", with Focus, a song preformed by Hocus Pocus!, playing on the background defeat all evil on this earth. We we create the peace of our Age, THE WAR TO END ALL wars (again... -_-).
Tell me friend, DO YOU STAND WITH US? Will you be one of the lords of: "The Magical and free 7 magnificent Provincies"?
FOR GLORY,
Moritsugu Katsumoto

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Jairo Hernandez

10 Nov, 2016 @ 6:46am

There will always be a free pony for you my dear ser. We will unite korea by cutting of the head of the snake called Kim, and show people the actual bowel movements from the dude, then they'll know he's no God. They will unite with South-Korea as long as me make sure they don't hear any K-Pop. We just promise them free ponies and everything will be alright.

We will show Japan that their way now is a absolute monstrosity compared to their old Shogun - Bushido era before the Aido wars, and before the AMERICANS orderd them to open their borders or they'd be invaded back in the 19th century. They will stand with us against the rest of the world and compared with their technology and their bushido code of arms we will have a grand army under the flag of "The Magical and free 7 magnificent Provincies"!

ORDER AND PEACE WILL BE OUR ACOMPLISHEMENTS OF OUR AGE, TO VICTORY!