This group is just information on my fictional nation

Northumbria wuz here

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"Lad"
A lad is a male who specialises in creating and distributing exquisite banter. Though most lads are youngish (late teens and early twenties) age is not a defining characteristic and you will find both young lads and old lads. Some special skills of lads include, but are not limited to the following:

- Binning Pints
- Exposing genitalia and getting naked in public places
- Throwing up after copious alcohol consumption
- Spousal Abuse
- Getting kicked out of pubs/nightclubs for being overly offensive

Excelling in all areas will earn a lad the title of "top lad". There is no higher praise that can be bequeathed upon an individual.

"Bantering"
The act of being engaged in banter, usually amongst lads. When one is bantering, one is playfully exchanging remarks.
Lad: Did you hear the lads bantering last night?

Lad: No, but I am sure some top bants were exchanged

Lad: Yes, it made for such fine banter

"Banter"
Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Banter is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear.
"You, sir, are drunk"

"Maybe so but you are ugly and I will be sober in the morning"

"Good banter sir"

"I dont suck ♥♥♥♥, but when I do. I am sure to ask for the tip"
King Banter, when asked about his blowjobs

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! HEIL RANKEIN!