This is a group dedicated to the art of lowballing. ‘What is lowballing’ you may ask. Pure and simple, its getting the lowest price ALL of the time. It’s a matter of probability. A game of mathematics if you will. IE, we scour classified sites, newspaper ads, and craigslist finding anything of value to us; after this, we send a multitude of emails to a multitude of ads with low ball offers. Odds are, one person will give us a deal. In essence, we get items for about 10% of the asking price sometimes less. If the persons a real punk, we will show up with less money than needed. ‘HOW CAN YOU DO THIS’ is what you are probably asking yourself right now. We are the ones with morality, the people who sell this crap have none, please see below.

FACT NUMBER ONE; They probably stole it in the first place

FACT NUMBER TWO; They are probably punks

FACT NUMBER THREE; They were asking too much to begin with

FACT NUMBER FOUR; If they can afford to sell it so low, they don’t care much about money

FACT NUMBER FIVE; See fact number one again

If they were a nice person, we would give them the full amount. But of our members years of experience, they have not found one. Shall you wish to be a lowballer, let us know. Active TF2 players are not permitted in this group, we are materialist lowballers. Good luck and good lowballing.

POST what you have scored.


http://craigslist.org
http://www.gumtree.com
http://finn.no