Will: Royal Guard, thanks for coming for your staff review.

No prob, bro.

Will: So you know your way around the server, is that fair to say?

Indeed. I’m a staff.

Will: Well, take us through the day in the life of: a staff.

Well. The first thing I do is…
Join the server! (Like a Staff)
Check for Greifers! (Like a Staff)
Help with banned blocks! (Like a Staff)
Remember name changes! (Like a Staff)
Use Hawkeye! (Like a Staff)
Perform Rollbacks! (Like a Staff)
Teach the SG’s! (Like a Staff)
Check out builds! (Like a Staff)
Hit on Mudkip! (Like a Staff)
Get accepted! (Like a Mudkip)
Clop with other staff! (Like a Staff)
Make log data spreadsheets! (Like a Staff)
Thwart some nukers! (Like a Staff)
Rage at CLAG! (Like a Staff)
Worship Broadcast! (Like a Staff)
Dice in Latina! (♥♥♥ Legato)
Ship everyone! (Like a Staff)
Forced marriage! (Like a Staff)
Ship the programs! (Like a Staff)
Write a Clopfic! (Like a Staff)
Make redstone sexyrooms! (Like a Staff)
Make a Clopbox! (Like a Staff)
Ooh. Ohhhhhhh. Mmmmmhhh. Clopping.

Use worldedit! (Like a Staff)
Crash the server! (Like a Staff)
//undo! (Like a Staff)
Crash again! (Like a Staff)
Flood the Chat! (Like a Staff)
Pissed off owner! (Like a Staff)
Get Demoted! (Like a Staff)
Rage at EC’s! (Like a Staff)
Threaten to leave! (Like a Staff)
Wallow in something! (Like a Staff)
Blog your sadness! (Like a Staff)
Threaten other staff! (Like a Staff)
Call in greifer team! (Like a Staff)
Roll back everyone! (Like a Staff)
DDoS the server! (Like a Staff)
Now I’m banned! (Like a Staff)

Will: So. You DDoS the server and get banned.

Yup.

Will: And didn’t you say something about pissing off the owner?

Nope.

Will: Actually, I’m pretty sure you did.

Nah. I don’t do that.

Will: Whelp. This has been enlightening.

Yea. ‘Cuz I’m a staff.

Will: Yes. You said that a hundred times.

I’m a staff.

Will: Yes. I get it. I hired you in the first place.

I’m a staff.

Will: Not anymore you’re not!