I am running for Lebanese presidency

I am officially running for Lebanese presidency, to protect our Holy land and Holy Cedars. What made me run for presidency is the horrific situation going on in our country. It is time we change our country, our beloved Lebanon. That is why, if I get elected, I will change our country! Firstly, our youth is getting filled with autistic children who still listen to Gucci gang and Despasito. We must condemn them to death by making them listen to Myriam Klink singing. Secondly, all people of all sexes, will be obliged to arrange your eyebrows and pubes, because y'all nasty, you are ruining our country's picture. We are getting a decline in tourists just by seeing your untrimmed brows and pubes. Thirdly, I plan on banning all lebanese jokes because most of them are lame and end up making you get cancer. Last but not least, all lebanese channels will be banned and our beloved TeleLiban will be the only one to stand, because we need to spread our propaganda. I hope my speech will change the mind of the lebanese people because we need a change and urgently. Make Lebanon A Little Better. Love you all.- By joining this group you agree to vote for me and not accept bribes from my foes.