Nguyên văn bởi surrealShades festive:

Nguyên văn bởi paperchaos:

6 use dat antidote, also merry smissmas

You use the antidote, and LazyPurple has been cured of corrruptness, you are now LazyPurple, and about to give the heavy a thank you present.
What shall you give him?

1. A Pony
2. A bunch of sticky bombs
3. An Officer's Ushanka
4. A Merc's Muffler
5. A Brass Beast
6. A buffalo steak sandvich
7. Sexy Spy (http://youtu.be/z_64A_RuzMc?t=3m45s)
8. Your choice

4. Give that heavy a muffler, heavys love mufflers (painted purple)

6 use dat antidote, also merry smissmas

Nguyên văn bởi surrealShades:

9: fire your lazor

You fire off your giant lazor destorying space high tower and terminator in victory so you go to space mc donalds to get a space meal when you find it's being held up by none of then morgan freeman with a giant bomb

wut do?

1. pretend like you didn't see it and leave
2. give into his demands
3. ask for a hamburger and fries
4. jump into the ball pit
5. use wally/waldos magic cane and make a stage show starring "the cage" (nick cage)
6. re-unite morgan freeman with his long lost brother gordon freeman
7. challange him to a rap battle
8. stay up all night to get lucky

i'd also like to remind you guys that other people can keep the story going if i am busy useing this format

Nguyên văn bởi surrealShades:

6: Tell Robin and the TF2 dev team that there are power rangers in tf2

you tell robin and gabe newell, the game then proceeds to update the fix list shows:

-removed power rangers
-added 50 new crates
-nerfed zords
-set the year to 2100
-added no new weapons...AGAIN

you are now in future space high tower with lazors and such and the terminator is after you to prevent sillyness from happening in this timeline

wut do?

1. bring in the death star
2. team up with your future self
3. go to warp factor 5
4. go to space austrila
5. get pheonix wright to defend you in a court of law
6. pass the blame off to jar jar binks
7. steal the delorian from marty and prevent the cheese wheel being invented
8. bribe him
9. fire ur lazor (swoop da woop)

Nguyên văn bởi surrealShades:

3: Your super rare pan has rocket powers! Kill them all!

You activate your deus ex machina rawket pan powers and defeat the traders with amazeing force but then the traders summon forth the power rangers and break out their super duper ultramega 1337 hax zord with rocket kung-fu action grip (now in stores)

wut do?

1: read the necronomicon
2: break out your eletric guitar and be totally metal
3: call the beetle borgs
4: get star fleet on the phone
5: summon bruce campbell
6: tell robin and gaben that there is power rangers are in tf2
7: enter the cookie-verse
8: report them for hax
9: combine your own zords

Nguyên văn bởi surrealShades:

5: Unbox an australium crate (which has a chance of australium unusual hats and more commonly strange festives) with the giant key

you unbox a strange, geniune, vintage, festive, community, self-made, haunted unusual, collectors professional killstreak golden pan (somehow) but then an army of traders comes after you for your blood and dosh.

wut do?

1: get in the car, theres no time to explain
2: do a demonic ritual to summon demopan
3: take them all on in a brutal melee
4: snort some fairy dust
5: run for it
6: push gaben down a hill to run them over
7: knit an itchy sweater
8: come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Nguyên văn bởi Captain Yuletide-Santas Guard:

Nguyên văn bởi paperchaos:

you slap the sapper with the hammer but you destroy the dispenser because it was on the other team and it creates a black hole sending you to cp_degroot_keep in the year 1973

you are now demo with a fro, wut do?

1. party like it's 1973
2. party like it's 2013
3. become wizard baby
4. attempt to over throw the king
5. cause a time paradox by killing an ancestor
6. warn the world about justan bieber
7. drink ye olde beer
8. create half life before gaben does
9. use highly futureistic tech to impress merlan and gundorf

6: THE WORLD MUST KNOW SO HE CAN DIE.

you warn the world about the least likeable guy to ever exist ever (even worse then that hitler guy) somehow that leads you winning the lottery, you get a billion million zillion dillion moneys and a giant key to the city

wut do?

1. create a company called "loadsamoney incorpirated"
2. spend the money on magic beans
3. buy all the hats
4. buy out microsoft
5. unbox a crate with the giant key
6. invent po-go stilts
7. start a goverment party
8. buy austraila with all your money
9. get on the floor, close the door, everybody do the dinosaur

I made a little thing for you guys because this group has provided me with plenty of lols and good times and is easily one of the best group of people around! it isn't much (i suck at makeing stuff in gmod) but here you go!:

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=206566381

merry sillyness gents and ladys.

Nguyên văn bởi surrealShades:

4: home wrecker that shit

you slap the sapper with the hammer but you destroy the dispenser because it was on the other team and it creates a black hole sending you to cp_degroot_keep in the year 1973

you are now demo with a fro, wut do?

1. party like it's 1973
2. party like it's 2013
3. become wizard baby
4. attempt to over throw the king
5. cause a time paradox by killing an ancestor
6. warn the world about justan bieber
7. drink ye olde beer
8. create half life before gaben does
9. use highly futureistic tech to impress merlan and gundorf

Nguyên văn bởi surrealShades:

5: gotta explore fast

you explore and find the dispenser of all pootises but it's being sapped whut do?

1: get gabe newell on the phone
2: type ent_create tf_pumpkin_bomb into console
3: invest into google stocks
4: use a home wrecker
5: get spyper and sni to fix it
6: spawn a skeleton
7: unbox a crate
8: mix a drink of jarate, mad milk, blended sandvich and scrumpy