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fuck that shit, watch the adventures of lazy purple and friends and a magic fire ring

and thus, the movie was produced by no one and it just somehow came to be and was deemed the best movie to exist ever despite breaking hundards of copyright laws with a production cost of a jillion dollars and the movie was so good that nobody dared to make another movie ever again after it because it was just that good.

reality was then returned to normal everyone was being silly on the servers once more and sanic.exe returned, but not for blood but for an autograph (he also got famous from the movie and was the leading actor in the new cg-i scoobydoo, it bombed though) and peace was returned.

chapter end!

chapter 2: the untitle-ning

5 days pass,

a tardis appears it's some folks from the future who need you to prevent something horrible in the past from happening

wut do?

1. say no and get a taco, you have done enough damage for one day
2. jam everyone in the tardis
3. stop the great evil of the future by getting youtube to stop monatizeing let's plays
4. send sanic to do it
5. get bill and ted on the phone
6. all aboard the hype train
7. shove a key into a robo crate
8. throw a dalek at them and send them on thir way
9. call the reality police
10. pop it and drop it (liek diz http://youtu.be/yz5BU44_h74?t=45s)

you get a critical crocket and deal 9999 damage and fell the beast!

exp 34
gold 96
loot: the seceret of the sea monkeys, the movie rights to the truely true legit adventures of lazy purple and friends and a magic fire ring

you read the stone tablet cotaining the seceret and it reads: "radio active waste combined with light bulb mashed into paste" and you give the recipe to magiver so he can have a sea monkey butler he pays you useing a device he made useing a tooth brush, a nail and the internet (we call it "paypal")

you decide to sell the movie rights to someone, but which movie maker do you sell it to?

1. the creator of the evil dead movies, sam ramey
2. bill nye the sciance guy
3. m knight.
4. akeria torima
5. godzilla (he directs all of his own movies he stars in you know)
6. matt stone and tray parker
7. james bond ( this could make the movie very surve and everyone gets to see lazy in a tux)
8. make the movie yourself useing nothing but crayon drawings
9. david zuckerburg
10. destory it so that the tale never gets told and the world will forever burn as a resault

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8 then change the sign to hopywoodoo http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30ig4Z7U81r62kifo1_500.gif

you re-arrange the letters and while you walk in the tall grass you encounter a rare metal slime with the seceret of the sea monkeys BATTLE ENGAGE

commands:

1. fight
2. magic
3. tactics
4. summon
5. coup de grace (0% charge)
6. steal
7. flee

i have also thought of a title of this adventure: the truely true legit adventures of lazypurple n' friends starring bruce cambell as lazypruple and filmed before a live studio audiance

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2

you ask the feesh people abut sea monkeys they tell you the only ones that know are in hollywood (or hollow wood because everyone there is dead inside) so you drive the sub down to hollywood (this sub has monster truck wheels) in search of the fabled true sea monkeys if anyone would know it'd be a over payed movie buffs

where destionation go?

1. sam rameys house
2. micheal bays house
3. mike miers house (and slap him for ever butchering the cat in the hat)
4. m. knights house (plot twists ahoy)
5. tom cruises house (purhaps xenu is there too)
6. visit the old set of hogans heros
7. christopher lloids house
8. visit the hollywood sign
9. go to henry wrinkers house (aaaaaayyeeee, fun fact, this guy wrote mygiver)
10. hire the freelance police to take the case

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secret number 10: do this thing that the red heavy does: http://youtu.be/_bmK9K5wPyQ?t=44s

you smack the dew jin with your mini gun (you even lift bro) thus banishing him to the scary door (2spooky4u) and causes reality to be changed

you are now captain of the u.s.s tintanic enterprise with your crew (the mindless dewellers of the server) set a course for the deepest depths of the ocean and you find atlantis there is feesh people there. (your crew is on a sub btw) you can breath under water due to the dispenser in your mouth (the gaint dispenser)

wut do?

1. introduce them to the smexy holy mackeral (warning: fish breeding rituals)
2. ask why sea monkeys never look like what they do on tv
3. shove aquaman into torpido #2 thus ridding the world of the most useless power ever
4. hunt for pirate booty (and get some pirated booty while your at it)
5. ask why there is mermaids but no mermen
6. call apon sharktopus and invoke a sharknado (those are real movies)
7. open davy jones's locker (purhaps theres rare baseball cards in there)
8. we all live in the yellow submirine, we hate the stupid thing, we want to paint it green (or purple)
9. "repells effect wore off"
10. have some fish and chips (purhaps without the fish unless there canibles)

psst, we should get more people in on this action who knows? maybe that might make it for feesh love tiem

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4. i'm not a wwizard
i am a scientist
an this is my science wwand
*casts a kick all freekillers spell anyway*

you cast lvl 1 expellus, freekillium with little baby wizard staff (wand) and dispel the dew's foul power into a curse container (bottle 'O dew) the containment breaches and realises a dew jin (not a dojin, you werido) he challanges you to a childrens card game

wut do?

1. IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL
2. get into the blue eyes white dragon jet
3. do not take the challange (the only way to win is not to play)
4. call magiver and tell him to build a dalek out of a broken dispenser, soup cans and a sanic screwdriver
5. dragon dragon rock the dragon
6. realise "IT"
7. use the unstopable explodeia (nobody has ever ecaped him)
8. get on the high way to the danger zone
9. BRING FORTH... the... EVIL... mp3 player (why is it evil? because it only plays contry music)

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2. DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW

you do the dew, but then everyone starts acting like a butthurt call of duty player when consumed the drinkys and chips to the point where freekilling runs rampant

wut do?

1. cure it... WITH COLD HARD SCIANCE
2. begin a quest for the hat of cure-all (it cures all, even possession and zombify)
3. adjust tf2's graphic's to make them snap out of it
4. cast a magic spell (magic isn't a exact sciance it could get whacky)
5. open the mystery box
6. consult the cosmic trio
7. hire simon belmont to kill dracula (again)
8. gather the square force (much like the tri-force, but you can get it cheap in best buy)

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secret number 9: call in gaben

a golden gaben arises from the deep depths of his ancient and seceret basement of the ultimate knife collection proclaims "welcome to team fortress 2" and releases his super mega ultra godly divine ban hammer of arcane surpime judgement on to anti-cthulu that causes the server to crash in fear of it's unstoppable might and gaben then proclaims "worth the weight" and leaves for other divine dutys.

everyone logs back in (while mashing the un-see button, because they were dead they saw.. horrible twisted things that would make even satan cry) and decides to have a victory party with meny a booze, but there isn't any food so you decide to go down to gm_7eleven and get some party snacks.

wut snacks get?

1. pretzels (oktoberfest)
2. doritos (with mountain dew)
3. molasses
4. oreos
5. canned eel
6. baby seal meat
7. gorgonzola cheeze and the worlds finest wine
8. a bowl of nandos
9. a bakeet of kfc
10. PIZZA TIME

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1. Gather the forces of Lazy to ban the anti-lazypurple

So the forces of lazy assault anti lazy (also known as bizarreo lazy or activecyan) and defeat him with sheer numbers but then the giltches combine him with cthulu and create a super corrupted anti-cthulu (with rawket karate chop) and it destorys the forces of lazy you are the only one left

wut do?

1. create a tardis useing jarate, mad milk and goat blood to prevent this from happening
2. combine all time traveling devices into one super time traveler
3. absorb the power of the golden pan and fight in a epic bout
4. join silly server #2
5. jump into a giltch pit
6. do a d-dos attack
7. square dance with doctor bad and celeibrate bo-bunk (nobody will ever get this reference)
8. create a hit tv sit-com called "room mates with anti-cthulu" (which would totally work like seinfield)

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(you may continue with that choice)

righty o

So you gib da hoovy his scarf but since you defeated evil lazy you are anti lazy and gave hoovy an anti muffler which caused the server to become very distorted and corrupted by giltches, the giltches cause a tear in the faberic of time and space awakening the ancient elder god: CTHULU (and his uncle xenu that nobody likes after that whole "sciantoligy" colt thing) he is neigh indestructable.

wut do?

1. gather the forces of lazy to assualt him
2. befriend him
3. summon cthulus gradma (baked cookies and itchy sweaters ahoy)
4. call forth the elder god super reggie-gaben to do battle
5. jump into giltch land
6. call the ghost busters
7. get godzilla to be his playdate
8. pierce the heavens and and destory him (row row fight the powa)