Talk to corporate LIKE A BOSS
Approve memos LIKE A BOSS
Lead a workshop LIKE A BOSS
Remember birthdays LIKE A BOSS
Direct work-flow LIKE A BOSS
My own bathroom LIKE A BOSS
Micro-manage LIKE A BOSS
Promote synergy LIKE A BOSS

Hit on Deborah LIKE A BOSS
Get rejected LIKE A BOSS
Swallow sadness LIKE A BOSS
Send some faxes LIKE A BOSS
Call a sex line LIKE A BOSS
Cry deeply LIKE A BOSS
Demand a refund LIKE A BOSS
Eat a bagel LIKE A BOSS

Harassment Lawsuit LIKE A BOSS
No Promotion LIKE A BOSS
5th of vodka LIKE A BOSS
Shit on Deborah's desk LIKE A BOSS
Buy a gun LIKE A BOSS
In my mouth LIKE A BOSS
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out LIKE A BOSS
Puke on Deborah's desk LIKE A BOSS
Jump out the window LIKE A BOSS
Suck a dude's dick LIKE A BOSS
Score some coke LIKE A BOSS
Crash my car LIKE A BOSS
Suck my own dick LIKE A BOSS
Eat some chicken strips LIKE A BOSS

Chop my balls off LIKE A BOSS
Black out in the sewer LIKE A BOSS
Meet a giant fish LIKE A BOSS
Fuck his brains out LIKE A BOSS
Turn into a jet LIKE A BOSS
Bomb the Russians LIKE A BOSS
Crash into the Sun LIKE A BOSS
Now I'm dead LIKE A BOSS

LIKE A BOSS