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Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her
purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller
and without missing a beat says, "Well's thats great......that's really
great.........SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'S GOT MY PEN!!!!!!!
"Your butt is big, I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill"
he got a measuring tape, measured the grill, & measured her bottom.
"I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the grill"
The woman ignored him. Later that night the husband is feeling frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks,
she replies "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big grill for one little weenie!!!