ZORP PROMISES ALL THE GOOD LITTLE NAZI CHILDREN A SINGING ASIAN CHILD AT ZORPMAS

In 1941 Germany began a revolutionary space-age project to cultivate the moon due to dwindling resources and a dreary outlook for the war. Akin to the LARNY project of 1924, this new German cultivatrion project aimed to begin a civilization on the moon. This plan was partly successful, but many setbacks provided that the first voyage would be the last. Over the next 20 years the Nazis began a covert operation to establish a self-supplying and self-sufficient outpost/base on the dark side of the moon. This worked, and much of the remaining time spent was devoted to perfecting the Nazi sub-cultures and discovering the anamoly surrounding many of the craters in the currently heavily cultivated "Hiltoria".

Much discussion has taken place over the authentication of the signals sent back to the now abandoned coomunications center in East Berlin, but reports indicate a massive entity that appears once every "Zorpmas" to good little Nazi girls and boys. This creature is foul and demands constant tribute through the 7 days of Zorpmas, mostly in the form of Jewish captives fertilized and grown in "pastures" and facilities.

"In Zorp we trust to rid us of the MoonAllies!"