Knights of R.E.K.T - Live By The Rules Or Die By The Rules

We are the Knights of R.E.K.T, The Knights Of the Rambunctious Enigmatic Killer Troupe.

We live a simple life. We follow a simple set of rules known only as The Edicts of Efficiency. They are as follows:

1. Kill All Sons-A-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
2. Extreme Prejudice
3. Strong, Then Kill
4. One Deag First, Ask Questions Later
5. One Mosin First, No Need For Questions
6. Go Hard Or Go Home
7. Molotov Everything
8. Check Those Edges
9. Shneaky Beaky, Or Dead
10. Gotta Go Fast
11. Cash Is King

Each Knight is sworn to these rules. A failure to recall any rules will result in an on-the-spot execution to be carried out by the sworn protector, upholder and proprietor of the rules, Ser Snae LeSnaigh. If Ser Snae LeSnaigh is not present, the next highest ranking Knight may carry out an execution.

In certain circumstances, Trial By Combat may be allowed so that a Knight who has failed to recall a rule may prove his worth. The circumstances are as follows:

1. The Knight has been upholding ALL rules without fail (a pardon may be issued in this particular case - must be pardoned by Ser Snae LeSnaigh)
2. The Knight has been upholding the first 3 rules without fail
3. The Knight has the highest number of kills on the team
4. The Knight forgets a rule while in the thick of a battle

Upon being granted Trial By Combat, another Knight must volunteer as defender of the rules. The Knight who serves as defender will serve no punishment for failing, but will earn high praise for upholding the rules to their utmost ability. Failing Trial By Combat, a Knight who has forgotten a rule may be stripped of their rank.

When it comes down to it, we are simple folk. We love the smell of napalm in the morning, we like long walks on the beaches (of Normandy) and we take pleasure in seeing the blood of our enemies.